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From: mgiwer@ix.netcom.com (Matt Giwer)
Newsgroups: alt.revisionism
Subject: Re: Dr. Muench Testifies About Auschwitz
Date: Sat, 06 Jul 1996 06:27:52 GMT
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dkeren@world.std.com (Daniel Keren) wrote:

>Testimony of Dr. Hans W. Muench 
>[Quoted in "Trials of War Criminals Before the Nuernberg Military 
>Tribunals" - Washington, U.S Govt. Print. Off., 1949-1953, Vol.
>VIII, p. 313-321]
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>Q. What was your first impression of Auschwitz when you arrived?

>A. I had already heard about extermination camps, and particularly
>   extermination camps for Jews, through reports over the Swiss radio
>   that I listened to regularly in the preceding years, but since I
>   considered this news to be propaganda, I did not believe it at the
>   time, because the facts that were being described seemed too 
>   terribly outrageous to me. When I arrived in Auschwitz, and had to
>   convince myself personally that these reports were not exaggerated, 
>   I was very much shaken emotionally.



Man: Morning.
Waitress: Morning.
M: Well, what you got?
W: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
    egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon,
    sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam,
    sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam,
    spam, egg and spam; (vikings start singing in background) spam,
spam,
    spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
Vikings: Spam, spam , spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.
W (cont): or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served
    in the purple salm manor with chalots and overshies, garnashed with
    truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam.  That's not got
much spam in it.
Wi: I don't want any spam!
M: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Wi: That's got spam in it.
M: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has
it?
Wi: (over vikings starting again) Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and
    sausage without the spam then?
Wa: Ech!
Wi: What do you mean ech!  I don't like spam!
V: Lovely spam, wonderful spam....etc
Wa: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!  Bloody vikings.  You can't have egg,
bacon
    spam and sausage without the spam.
Wi: I don't like spam!
M: Sh dear, don't cause a fuss.  I'll have your spam.  I love it.  I'm
having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam,
spam, spam and spam. (starts vikings off again)
V: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc
Wa: Shut up!  Baked beans are off.
M: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?
Wa: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam, spam, and spam?
V: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc...spam, spam, spam! (in harmony)

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