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From Sat Sep 21 14:03:59 PDT 1996
Article: 67397 of alt.revisionism
From: (Derek Bell)
Newsgroups: alt.revisionism
Subject: Li'l Tommy in the sandpit
Date: 21 Sep 1996 21:27:21 +0100
Organization: The Ancient and Illuminated Order of Seers of Dublin 4
Lines: 31
Message-ID: <521j39$>

	"Hi, Li'l Tommy, whatcha do'in?"

	"Hi, I'm making a sand-castles."

	"Don't you mean a sand-castle?"

	"No, it's a sand-castles!"

	"You're an idiot!"

	"No, I'm an idiots!!"

	"You mustn't have done your homework properly, it's _idiot_."

	"I did my homeworks properly, but I was told in the classrooms by
my teachers that it was wrong."

	"What did your teachers say?"

	"My teachers told me to do it again, but I won't!"

	"How many teachers did you say you had?"

	"I have only one teachers. Now let me get on with my sand-castles,
I want to finish it before dinners!"


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	"Donuts - is there _anything_ they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

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