From kmcvay@nizkor.almanac.bc.ca Thu Sep  5 10:20:43 PDT 1996
Article: 62619 of alt.revisionism
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From: kmcvay@nizkor.almanac.bc.ca (Ken McVay OBC)
Newsgroups: alt.revisionism
Subject: The United Church of Morons
Date: 5 Sep 1996 09:11:26 -0700
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In article , 
mvanalst@rbi.com (Mark Van Alstine) wrote:

[McFee asks the moron] BTW, what "religion" are you?

>He's Moranic(tm). Duh. };-> 

[Two men, wearing dirty, unpressed clothes, stand at the front
door of a suburban home]

"Knock, knock"

	"Who's there?"

"Moronic missionaries, M'am"

	"I don't want any, thank you."

"We aren't selling anything, M'am."

	"I don't want any, thank you."

"Moronic missionary says Moronic missionary aren't selling
nuttin', and M'am say "piss off, creep!"

	"No I did not. I said I didn't want any."

"Not long ago, Moronic missionary knock your door say aren't
selling nuttin, and M'am says "piss off, crud!"

	"No I did not. I said I didn't want any."

"Moronic missionary here save soul, M'am. Free. No charge.
Moronic missionary bring free book. M'am read book, save
soul."

	"What's it about, then?"

"Moronic missionary not know - Moronics do not know read,
rigiis no work all that well, M'am. Moronic missionary
memorize save soul stuff, offer you free, M'am. Moronic
missionary told "Piss off!"

	"I don't want any, thank you."

"Can't fool Moronic missionary, Sir. Some short time back
Moronic missionary knock door, hear "Piss off!"

	"I don't want any, thank you."

"Lady insult Moronic missionary. Moronic missionary peaceful
knock on door, nasty Joosh lady say "up yours!"

	"I don't want any, thank you. I told you that
	the LAST time you were here!"

"Moronic missionary never knock this door before, yet nasty
little Hobbitses say "Pissssss off, Moronic missionary, told
you before!"

	"I don't want any, thank you. I told you that
	the LAST time you were here!"

"NASSSTY LITTLE JOOSH WIMMINSESSS! NASSSSSSSSSSTY JOOSSSHH
BABIES! NASSSSSSSSSSSSTY JOOSSSSSSSSH WIMMENSSSES. MORONIC
MISSIONARY NOT LIKE NASSSSSSTY WIMMENSSSSSSSES NOT COME BACK
NO MORE AGAIN!"

	"Thank God for that."

"Knock, knock...."


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